Spelunker

It's not really time for the NES, but this game has been on my mind.  So we are back in a mine here...I wonder when everything changed from being a mine to a warehouse full of crates and barrels?  A study must be commissioned!  This miner may appear to be a plumber.  You might imagine he can jump like a plumber.  You might suppose that he might be able to fall and survive like a plumber, but you would be wrong.  A one inch fall breaks this guy like Sam Jackson in the last reasonable movie from M. Night.  I know Mario, I have worked with Mario, You sir are no Mario.